Millions of us have seen this so-wrong-it’s-right sign in a popular coffee shop chain. And I feel some kind of award is in order for syntax alone.
A modifier so misplaced and dangling, it’s like a paragliding iguana caught in pylon wires. A full stop positioned with the elusive ‘beginner’s mind’ of a zen master:
“In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities,
but in the expert’s there are few.”
The possibility of a Keystone Cops scenario every time you have a wazz? I’ll take that over grammatical correctness any day.
